i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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