I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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