I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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