i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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