Old men and throwing up are my life now.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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