Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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