ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You've changed since you got that strap on
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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