i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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