I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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