Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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