I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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