I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
