The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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