Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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