I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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