i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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