Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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