Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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