But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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