Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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