Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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