took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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