your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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