I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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