Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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