What a fucking waste of an outfit
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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