i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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