but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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