is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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