Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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