Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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