So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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