What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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