DIN'T JUSGE NE.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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