U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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