I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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