so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
