So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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