just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
