Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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