Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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