Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
be right there i have to get my cape
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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