Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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