In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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