i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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