help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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