WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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