i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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