Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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