last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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