Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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